She didn't do nothing but have sex with someone

What a de-f*cking-lightful surprise this morning when I get into my car to hear my old pal Ben Lee on the radio...and that's the way I like it (nice reference Reagan...hey thanks). He played two songs on the Mighty Morning Show: Gamble Everything for Love and Catch My Disease. And they were both awesome. But I'm a little biased seeing as how I want to bear his children.

Last night I went out w/ a few friends for El Cinco de Mayo and we're talking about when we lost our virginity (mine is one of those stories where you laugh first pity later) and my friend Dave starts his out with "I lost my virginity in Alabama" to which I reply "Oh yeah, how is your cousin?" Ba dum dum. That's the story- I said something funny.

I know I'm a little late on this one (I could have given a sh*t until I got sucked in thanks to 1/2 hour of The Insider...damn you Pat O'Brien, damn you to hell!) but this whole American Idol thing is just ridiculous. Seriously, if Paula would just come out and say (and I mean Paula, not her publicist, like have a press conference or do a video like MJ did w/ his first molestation trial) "Seriously guys...Corey? I can do better than that. I'm Paula freakin' Abdul. Opposites Attract? Forever your girl? They were huge hits in the late '80s. And I was married to Emilio Estevez! So really...Corey? I mean, the guy has cornrows for chrissake." Check out his single Wiggle N Shake...I can't b/c I'm at work (what would the coworkers think) but I'm sure it's quite impressive.

I'm looking to purchase a copy of Rad soon. And I'm going to have Bart Connor sign it (that's right...I've got connections). Bart Connor! aka Bart Taylor. aka rival to Cru Jones. Oh yeah, and he was a gymnast too.
R.